Because I'm tired of seeing threads by Hiro in this forum...

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I was constipated for a week once. So at work, I ate a whole box of fiber one bars and drank a large hot coffee. I shat 7 or 8 times before lunch. One turd was pure black and I swear to god one had veins. I had developed a "belly" over the course of that week from the build-up. So my skin felt loose for a while afterwards. Also I could not stop farting, even after the turdstorm ended. One fart was so bad I actually vomited from the smell. Also, have you ever smoked a cigarette and then blown the smoke through a napkin to see the tar? Well that's what my pants looked like after farting for 10 hours straight.

TL;DR don't eat too many fiber one bars.

wtf... just.... wtf

LOLOLOL!!!!!!

i LOVE it

I had to stop halfway through reading that from the laughter ._.

Dear goodness :l

The fact I read this since yesterday, and still can't help but laugh at it each time is simply amazing ~